Jerry, you need to find god
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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