Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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