well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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