I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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