I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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