Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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