Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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