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The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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