My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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