he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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