nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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