I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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