If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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