I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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