I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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