and she was petting her beer can
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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