just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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