i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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