The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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