He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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