Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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