we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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