Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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