she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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