That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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