Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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