Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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