your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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