just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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