Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
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