sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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