Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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