After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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