If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I wish life had little blips of pornography
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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