I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
