the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
where are my pants?
in the oven.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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