Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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