She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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