Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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