i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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