You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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