I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
So many bounce houses so little time
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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