Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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