please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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