There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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