the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
My friends, they love my intelligence
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
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O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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