oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Dick very happy bro
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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