I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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