So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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