We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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