She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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