Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?