it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.