Bea Arthur died! :(
Big bird passed.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Im part way to drunk.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.