Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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