I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
