I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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