You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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