So drunk its hurt
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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